"Happy" 3rd Birthday

Claire had been whining on her 3rd birthday. A LOT.

Betsy: Claire, you've been whining a lot lately. And since today is your birthday, why don't you take a day off?

Claire: (in a whiny voice) But I don't want to take my birthday off. Uncle Trip and Aunt Ashley really like birthdays. I want to keep my birthday!!!!

whine, whine...

Frisbee

Claire:
Here, take the frisbee mom. Ok, now just friz it to me like this!

Soldiers

Claire, singing loudly:


Head, soldiers, knees and toes, knees and toes...eyes and ears and mouth...