Help me

In a moment of rather silly, pretend frustration....


Claire (dropping marbles on purpose): Lordy Heaven help me!

Betsy: What does that mean exactly?

Claire: Lord means you're old. Heaven means like when you're good. Not the heaven when you're dead. And then, help me means, well, you know. So when I say it it's like I'm being old. Like with crutches or something.